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Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009
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SPAM

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy And I feel like spamming you Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ooh love to spam ya Ooh love to spam ya Ooh spam I love it so Ooh spam you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam I wont let you go
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy And as silly as it may seem The spamin' that you re giving Is what keeps me livin' And your spam is like peaches and cream

Kind-a like sugar Kind-a like spices Kind-a like, like what you do Kind-a sounds funny But your spam honey And honey, I spam you

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy That your spam can satisfy Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And sweet thing, that ain't no lie

I love to spam ya I love to spam ya Ooh spam, I love it so Ooh spam, you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam, I wont let you go

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020
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spam

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by Qwertypoiu1236 January 26, 2021
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Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.
by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019
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SPAM

Dude your phone is blowing up whats happening?. Oh sorry its all spam.
by Red-Fog March 21, 2024
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spamming rings

When a friend on facebook uses the chat feature to spam about free rings tunes, usually unintentionally via a malicious facebook app.
That douche Cliff was spamming rings yesterday.
by lookinandout August 26, 2010
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Spam Head

Adjective
The presence of smacking yourself on your forehead to deal with distress
My teacher:
Pointing at my insecure ass for talking to my friend
Me: *Spam head*
by Mig1803uel April 30, 2021
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