chocolate soft serve

When you moon someone and drop a duece.

"Dang, you ... I sidled up to that biatch and gave him a taste of the ol' chocolate soft serve!"

by Oldie McGrumpenstien November 17, 2005

soft boiled egg

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.

"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".

by The lonely tanker January 3, 2019

soft top

To Go Soft top: take your shirt off

taken from soft top convertables who are able to function both with and without their "tops".

usually done in the summer on a hot day either to impress spectating ladies or to cool off.

Guy 1: man im boiling

Guy 2: yee me to, i might have to go soft top.

Guy 1: you know it.

by Elliot C-C June 3, 2007

Nebraska Soft Serve

A subset of the famed cleveland steamer, a Nebraska Soft Serve is the act of defecating on the chest of one's sexual partner after undergoing a strict diet of nothing but corn for at least three days prior to intercourse.

Thanks to that new all-corn weight loss diet she's on, my girlfriend gave me my first ever Nebraska Soft Serve last night!

by popandstreud April 14, 2010

Chocolate soft serve

When a man or woman shits into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the shit through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating the effect of a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine.

My girl wanted some desert so I gave her some chocolate soft serve.

by Ingleburt Humperdink November 16, 2007

soft shoe toby

cockney slang . toby jug = mug

look at that soft shoe toby over there

by samrodneypants January 22, 2009

Soft Top

Soft Top - A mentally or intellectually delayed individual.

Do not confuse a "soft top" with a "full retard". A soft top is an individual who primarily has difficulty with complex tasks or thoughts. Soft tops are those among us who are just a little slow. Soft tops are commonly located at buffets, public bus stops, fast food restaurants, bowling alleys, recycling centers and other such places.

The word originates from the belief that the skull of a mentally or intellectually delayed person remained "soft" for a little too long during infancy.

"Public buses are generally full of soft tops."

"Did you see that soft top using his hands at the salad bar?"

Velcro shoes, fanny packs, tie dye, socks with sandals and airbrushed animal t-shirts are a dead giveaway that you are dealing with a soft top.

by Mope1234 June 16, 2013