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Social Media Stalker

A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.
Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.

Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.
by SocialMediaFox May 9, 2009
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Republican Socialism

That economic aberration that allows private businesses, usually big corporations, to reap the profits of their financial successes while ensuring that the losses of their failures will be born by The People in the form of taxpayer-funded handouts.
Usually considered as an outgrowth of “Reaganomics,” Republican Socialism came into its own during the economic crisis of 2008-09, which was spawned by the anti-regulatory fervor of the George W. Bush administration.
The Secretary of the Treasury today awarded another round of Republican Socialism to several banks in the form of a $20 billion stimulus package.
by mlcred April 10, 2009
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Sociales

Criollo Mexican kids who come from priviledged economic backgrounds (rich & upper-middle class). Because of their parents money, they think they are better than everyone else. They tend to dress in metrosexual fashions, wearing such clothing brands as Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, Calvin Klein, Nautica, Ralph Lauren, Roxy, Express, Aeropostale, Gap, Banana Republic, etc. They love to drive around in German cars, preferabily Volkswagen Golf's or Jetta's. The make every effort to look down upon other Mexicans as ignorant peasants who lack any education whatsoever. Ironically, they hate to study and work hard, so mommy & daddy buy them their grades while they party & fuck around. They make fun of Americans, yet they pretend to be edgy punk rock skaters or valley girls. These pricks will begin enjoying the discotheque lifestyles at 13 years of age because their parents get them fake IDs and enjoy going to such places like Tangaloo or Monte Picacho. These creatures tend to reside in such geographical regions such as the Eastside of Chula Vista (Bonita, Eastlake, Otay Ranch), maybe La Jolla, and any other place you would find snobbish Mexican brats who look down at you like you are scum.
Those damn sociales are the biggest assholes in Mexican society.
by Cab_Zapata January 17, 2008
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socialblade

A free resource that allows users to look up detailed growth statistics of their favorite youtube channels. Also predicts how much money they got in a single day, month, or year. Also includes data for twitch.tv users.
Thanks to socialblade, I know that my favorite youtube channel made around $200 yesterday.
by ManMan36 May 13, 2016
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Social Construct

by catlearnswords April 17, 2021
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Sofian

An awesome and legendary guy who is gentle and sexy and hot! everyone wants him!
omg Sofian is legendary!
Shit look at all those girls that runs after Sofian
damn i wish i was as hot as Sofian!
by Ateuss August 6, 2011
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Social Parasite

1. One who attaches oneself to another person or group of people solely for the the purpose of raising one's own social status. Unfortunately diagnosis of having a social parasite can be made only after discovering that you have already been used, abused, and drained of all your resources. Once a social parasite has been discovered it quickly moves on and attaches itself to another victim. The cycle continues indefinitely as the parasite never achieves the social status it so badly desires.

2. An organism that attaches itself to an individual or group for the soul purpose of gain. Many social parasites rely on those they attach themselves to. They may also expect "the infected" to do such things as: pay for items being consumed(booze, cigs), chauffeur them around. They might also expect to be housed over night. This may then also go on for up to years.

3. A highly invasive organism that exhibits the minimum number of signs of intelligent life. The de-facto route of infection presents through unprotected social intercourse and concurrent alcohol or substance abuse. The social parasite also exibits a high perpensity to symbiotiaclly attach itself to an unaware host. This method of attachment usually presents itself when the host is exhibiting marked signs of malnurition, irratability, suicidal idealization, and unable to function within normal society. This causes the host to withdrawl from normal social circles and induce psycological self distrruction. This infection can be eradicated by completely disrupting its feeding cycle. Other mehods of eradication include removing any source of intoxicating substances or alcohol from the surrounding area. The social parasite will either detach itself from the host and die or move on to infect another person within the same social circle.
"I woke up this morning and realized I spent $300 last night, didn't get laid, and then found that social parasite still on my couch. He had the nerve to ask me to drop him off a half hour away and then asked for money when he got out of the car."
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