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bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.
i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.
by tom cut May 11, 2008
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Keyboard smashing

The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms
Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio

Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf

Person A: what..?

Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing
by Yeonjun is 6ft tall September 7, 2021
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smash-terbating

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.
Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.
by killfacejj July 3, 2011
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smash or dash

Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.
Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
by EliteWingman October 14, 2016
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Cringle Smash

Gangbanging an underage girl on Christmas or New Years Eve.
Did you here about what happened to Sarah on Christmas Eve? She got totally Cringle Smashed!
by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017
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Shame Smash

When the need to seed overcomes your usual standards in woman. To the point where you would smash any woman despite mental stability or physical appearance.
Tristan: Hey Isaac so I hear you smashed last night
Isaac: I don't want to talk about it , it was a Shame Smash with Meredith
Tristan: That fat autistic bitch, damn bro you sad
by aceofspades8 December 12, 2017
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finnin to smash

Kylee was bein' all cute with Hayden. She must be finnin to smash.
by halla at the dalla October 2, 2017
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