shower hour

Shower hour: is to take a shower for an hour to partake in masturbation.

Glenn took a shower hour, and came out relieved.

by Scoob-a-doo November 20, 2009

chemical shower

Using deodorant to get rid of body oder quickly, instead of taking a time consuming shower

Brad: i need a shower im sweating everywhere
Rylie: hurry up we've only got 5 minutes, just take a chemical shower

by ayla2 July 28, 2008

shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

Milwaukee Shower

A variation on the venerable Golden Shower, the Milwaukee Shower can only be performed after consuming several 40-oz bottles of Milwaukee's finest. Noted for its greenish-orange hue and sulfer/ass overtones, beers from this delightful city yield a vigorous urine stream of pure battery acid.

Wes: Hey honey, are you up for some watersports tonight? I can run down to the corner store for a six-pack of Beast.

Sharon: I might, but only if you buy an imported wheat beer. My skin is still recovering from last Friday's Milwaukee Shower!

by bkn December 01, 2009

shower jouster

any male that has sex in the shower whether it be with a man or a woman

Tom decided to screw his wife in the shower

by frodo bagins July 30, 2003

Shower Face

Having a warm face all night as a result of getting ready too quickly after coming out of the shower. Not fun

Boy 1: I got dressed and ready to go out in 10 minutes after coming out of the shower.
Boy 2: Cool.
Boy 1: Not cool. I've got wile Shower Face

by Colm. December 27, 2008

Carpet Shower

Urinating on a hairy snatch.

This kinky bitch wants a carpet shower!

by carpet pisser December 07, 2006