by Suburbanz71 November 08, 2017
by your master January 14, 2005
When a male's sperm is infertile. Usually caused by excessive ball tapping, punching, and kicking of the testis.
by quest?onmyidentity September 10, 2007
Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."
"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."
Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"
Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"
by kissmyasthma20 February 02, 2011
When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.
After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.
by rKrDuDe265 December 16, 2009
A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.
Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
by slippy frog September 21, 2014
When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft
by Meme "Trashalovania" Lord July 07, 2017