When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.
by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023
Get the Shart mug.The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
Get the shart-back-and-sides mug.very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
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“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024
Get the shart lizzy mug.When you need to say the work shi* but there are kids/a kid around, so you substitute shi* with shart.
by anonymous July 19, 2024
Get the Shart mug.by B&E9 August 8, 2024
Get the Shart mug.When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
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