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A Segovia

1. One who is taken over by an unknown law force when his radio sounds, even when engaging in an in-depth conversation.
2. One who resembles a wiggle, preferably the purple one.
3. One who thinks he's funny, although he's actually not.
4. One who has many plans, none of which will probably work.
5. One who's mexican influenced dog substitues for a child, and looks like a naked mole rat.
6. One who uses two last names, knowin s/he only got one.
7. One who needs to keep the pictures on their camera hidden.
8. One who dresses like a hippie, and wears tye-die & hemp to important meetings.
9.One who enjoys multi-colered polos.
10. One who is always there for you when needed, and shows much love and consideration, but is still busted.
" Hey Mr. Ben-Wilson, you need to keep a leash on your children, they're eating at my turnips... You're such A Segovia!"

" Someone's parked in my parking spot this morning!" "I need to consult the resident officer, in his office with the purple couch and his multi-colored polo on, maybe A Segovia."
by Zapata Smith-Segovia October 4, 2006
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sergio

he issa a very bad person. like whoooo0a. be careful wit that peep. he finna es just bad fo ju
shooooooo hol up sergio finna pull up.
by peep-cordero April 15, 2019
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Senior Scholar

Usually a middle aged person who decides to either

1) go back to school to get their ass out of Wal-Mart or some other demeaning job that you acquire by having a minimum education level of a high school diploma

OR

2) want to "enrich" their boring retired lives/spend extra money taking "interesting" classes to pass the time without actually being a matriculated student.

Senior Scholars usually have no idea how college classes work or how to use the university's on line services. Most of them will want to ask obvious questions in an attempt to show off to the younger crowd and impress the idea that they are still "hip" & "with it". Other characteristics include telling stories about 1) when they were in college, 2) their grandchildren, 3) personal stories completely irrelevant to the class topic.
1) "Well I'm 58, a vet from dubya-dubya two and I'm retired now, so I guess I'm a Senior Scholar," (laughs) "Now let me tell you what college was like when I was young. Ten miles in the snow, up-hill both ways.."

2) Senior Scholar: The 46 year old female office worker who wants to expand her knowledge of the population around her by taking a Developmental Psychology class only to use it as an open forum to discuss her 2 year old daughter Mandy's slow progress.
by Undergrad September 2, 2009
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senior sex

When a divorced Grampa decides to get a new girlfriend, they have sex, make babies and that is what we call SENIOR sex.

While doing that, the play football. A.K.A. 69.
Wow, that 20 year old girl geek is having senior sex!
by jobias and aaron September 1, 2006
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Senior skip day

by Hmeysvjr October 20, 2019
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are you serious

similar to 'r u sure'
jeff: lisa goosed warren last night
Hardy: are you serious
by Big John Stud April 11, 2005
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segil

1. a man who likes chodes

2. a chode lover

3. possessor of a chode
Dude, whats up with Segil, hes in love with chodes!

Did you know Buhler was a Selig lover?

Dude, Michael has a Selig!
by Silver April 15, 2005
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