shit-all

Used to measure the extreme SHIT-ALL can mean "entirely" or "absolutely nothing". SHIT-ALL can be interchanged with the words
"very", "goddammed", "overly", or "jack-shit", depending on it's context.

1.) Why you got to be so shit-all stupid?
2.) I'll tell you what, Jeb don't know shit-all about fuck, far as I'm concerned.

by Doug Mesner June 18, 2004

shit knuckle

someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.

Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?

Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.

Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!

by hecklndecalr March 19, 2010

shit everywhere

The reason not to go in the bathroom

seriously, you don't want to go in the bathroom, there is shit everywhere, its on the walls, and on the floor and this girl went in there and she got shit in her hair, and in her eyes, and between her fingers and now it makes a squelchy noise, and its in her mouth, and on her feet, its everywhere, seriously there is shit everywhere

by earmuff wearin monkey maid August 30, 2004

shit crinkle

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.

davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle

by aardvarks September 27, 2007

Shit's Creek

To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.

"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."

by Kcstealth August 13, 2016

shit is going down

What you say when you know something big and bad is happening.

Dude, did you hear about Jamie cheating on Zach?
Yeah, shit is going down!

by JesseTheJohnson June 13, 2008

shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.

by Maxsdad October 29, 2019