Splay Ride

The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.

“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”

by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018

Blue Rider

A woman who dates cops. From "the thin blue line" concept. Also, because 40% of cops beat their wives, it references someone who was "beaten black and blue."

"Did you see Karen's new black eye?"
"She's a blue rider. She paid her dues to ride the blue."

by TheDarwinist May 16, 2020

pan ridden

Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.

“Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”

by juicebox September 13, 2020

Kamen Rider

Kamen Rider, also known as Masked Rider, is a metaseries / media mix of tokusatsu television programs and films, and manga, created by manga artist Shotaro Ishinomori. The Kamen Rider media generally features a motorcycle-riding superhero with an insect motif who fights supervillains, often known as kaijin.

The Latest one is saber Were a person who like books transforms into a dragon knight. wait hold up that name sounds familiar..... (dragon knight)

My favorite is Kabuto, Den o, decade, W Gaim,Drive, Ex Aid,Build Zi o

My favorite type of Toku is Kamen rider

by EdgeLordEquinox September 21, 2020

Uber ride of shame

After a girl hooks up with a guy and wakes up at his place the next morning, rather than walking home wearing the same clothes she had on the prior evening (the classic "walk of shame"), she can now order an Uber or another ride share app on her phone and is driven back to her dorm building.

Sunday morning at the dorm building:
Annie: Did you see your roommate Julie get out of the backseat of a Toyota Corolla sedan this morning? What was that all about?
Jessica: Yeah, Julie was hooking up with Brad last night - they were really going at it and went up to his room. She didn't come home last night . So this morning she made the Uber ride of shame.

by Emanuel Goldstein April 4, 2021

Onewheel rider

A Onewheel rider is a breed of Esk8er who has ascended from using the traditional electric skateboard into something more challenging. Not to be confused with an electric unicycle (EUC) based on their particular riding stance.

Sweet, it's always great to see a Onewheel rider, they're always so fun!

by Esk8Hubs May 10, 2021

Wing Ridden Angel

Having someone who cares for you deeply and you being their only source of happiness and feel empty without you just for you to break them.

She was my wing ridden angel, I was her wings, and the reason she couldn’t fly away

by Angelo Rules June 21, 2022