You're weird 

I love you unconditionally through all of your perfectly imperfect flaws. I can be myself around you. You're perfect.

Him: you're weird!
Her: no you're weird!
Him: you're the weirdest!
Her: you're weirdester!
*both laugh*
Him: I love you so much
Her: I love you more!
*both smile*

You're weird by LH3520 December 5, 2020

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card 

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!

Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! 

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

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the longest possible grammatically correct EVER.

man i really pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al ing hate this guy

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al by easportstothegame June 16, 2020

2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening 

Put basically, it's 2011. We are not even a week into the new year (unless this gets publised and your reading it at a future time) and it's turning out that nobody really cares that it's a new year. Politicaly, everyone is still bitching about problems from 2010, like Obamacare, the Republicans taking controle of the House of Representatives, Obama imagineering money into this country (which is going to fuck us all over), the whole illegal immagration, and of course Wikileaks and the WTF a.k.a the Wikileaks Task Force.

The term 2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening was first use by John Stewert on the Daily Show as he explained all of the crap I wrote above.

2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening by Xero _ Manifest January 6, 2011

you're a rockstar 

A statement made following a success that is not measured by what one accomplishes, but by the opposition they have encountered, and the courage with which one has maintained the struggle against the overwhelming odds.

"Baby, you're a rockstar!!"

you're a rockstar by somone u used to love... April 10, 2013

you're a  

A surefire method to make a joke out of nothing, by taking the last thing someone says to you and prefacing it with "you're a". Best if done repeatedly amongst like-minded folk over a long, long, long period of time.

"I'm going out tonight, but it's just a work thing."
"You're a work thing."

"That guy who comes coming into my cubicle is barking mad."
"You're a barking mad."

you're a by Mr Yoorra July 20, 2007