Randumb

Usually referring to when someone wants to be random, but just ends up looking really, really stupid.

Jorge : I LET THE DOGS OUT! CHEESE + MAYO = MORTGAGE! OLOLO
Hernandez : Dude, you're totally randumb, stop trying.

by CriticalDesign January 16, 2008

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rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

by master.blaster July 17, 2009

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randomosity

The state of being or being part of random occurances & activities. Also known as being in a state of complete randomness.

Our adventure was reaching new levels of randomosity.

by xenorevlis April 26, 2004

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randola

Cool, hip way of saying random

Christina was so randola with her questions.

by Coolbreeze playa January 29, 2018

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A term reserved for when defining a covey of questionable individuals at a social gathering as "randos" just doesn't effectively convey how likely said individuals are to jack your ipod, punch the host in the mouth unprovoked, commandeer the the stereo system and insist on playing their rando tunes that appeal to no one, etc. A more threatening and implacable strain of rando.

Sketchy Randos are characteristically twitchy, loitering, dull-eyed, probably backpack-wearing, and by definition, know absolutely no one at the social gathering they are attending.

(sarcastically) Michaela is throwing a party to be sure to invite all the sketchy randos you can think of.

by staggosarus October 16, 2010

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