Mega Queef

When a girl shits out of her vagina

That bitch just took a big ass mega queef

by TurboedDude May 29, 2018

Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 2, 2009

backwards queef

when a girl farts and the air bubble goes up her vagina.

"I told that girl not to fart sitting down, now she just did a backwards queef!"

by meow on April 1, 2010

Commander in Queef

A female Commander in Chief aka President

Ladies and gentleman allow me introduce the next Commander in Queef, Hillary Rodham Clinton, of the United States of America!

by miesfuller June 1, 2016

Male queef

Male Queef, this is when the male has been eating that much bad junk food they persistently keep on letting out small little farts that smell like pure shit to point where you have to go to the toilet to drop a log.

Hey man i just did the male queef, I’m going to have to go for a tom tit.

by ZAandNA January 27, 2018

Queef Shower

When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.

Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.

by Andy K April 21, 2004

Queef-burger

a larger version of the queef-biscut, or a queef biscut that is grilled

tom grilled up a queef-burger from a queef-biscut that he found on the bed after sex

by Adam Irwin September 28, 2005