Pulling an Ortiz

Pulling an Ortiz is the act of skipping either a break or lunch in favor of getting more work done. This phrase is only used if you are sure not to request overtime or any compensation for this extra work time, you do it out of the kindness of your heart, or rather the sense of accomplishment you get out of having done more for the company and customers.

The ultimate "Pulling an Ortiz" is when you come in to work on your day off just to check on your coworkers.

Let's just head out to lunch, Brian is going to be pulling an Ortiz.

by Pfizer September 26, 2005

Pulling a Fed

Making a terrible and unfunny joke.

Johnny: Did you hear Ricky's joke?
Dave: Oh yeah, he was Pulling a Fed when he made that one.

by The White Death October 8, 2018

Pulling A Wendy

When a female is engaged in the act of dry humping with a male.

"Eww, was she pulling a wendy with him last night too?"

"Apparently more than a wendy."

(See More Than A Wendy)

by Drydenite November 30, 2007

pulled chute

The act of removing yourself from an awkward or undesirable social situation just like one would deploy a parachute to stop a freefall.

I needed my wingman to hop on the grenade. He did but after 10 minutes could no longer stand it so he pulled chute and got out of there.

by Patcho December 9, 2008

Pull a Noah

When when of your friends is pretending to be asleep, you say "Hey, you wanna have sex with me?" to anyone next to you, male or female.

Dylan: *pretending to be asleep*
Person: Hey, wanna pull a Noah?
Dylan: *GETS UP* THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT.

by aaaaclls March 27, 2009

Pulling a Medford

Generally considered bad form, "Pulling a medford" refers to the act of bringing less beer to a party than you intend to drink, most often a Medford.

First Guy at party: "How'd Johnny get so wasted? He only brought four beers!"

Second Guy at Party: "Man, he's had like ten, that dude is always 'Pulling a Medford'."

Johnny: "Dude, you on your way to the fridge? Mind grabbin' be another cold one, brah?"

by ryank1224 April 6, 2010

Pulling an Adam

"Pulling and Adam" is when a person gets triggered when someone speaks poorly of or to their significant other.

"Stupid bitch."
"YO JOEY, DEADASS STFU ALREADY LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! YOU THINK SHE LIKES BEING CALLED A STUPID BITCH?"
"Is this guy really pulling an adam?"

by maxmisimo July 1, 2019