poop attack

When you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to shit

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.

by Meatsplash June 30, 2015

Poop Fongo

When you poop in a sock and throw it at an object.

The other day, I pulled a poop fongo by throwing it at a wall.

by Poop Fongo Man February 13, 2019

poop sack

A bag of poop that Joe believed everyone wore.

Joe: Ok strip right down to the poop sack
Peter and James Woods are silent
Joe:What you dont wear a poop sack?
Joe:DAMNIT BONNIE YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE POOP SACK!

by gnet47 February 18, 2008

poop particles

A fart gone solid

Me: "There are poop particles on your toothbrush pete"
Pete: "What the hell?"
Me: "I had one go solid"

by draftygirl May 27, 2014

Poop Group

A group of friends that meet at a certain time and bathroom in order to converse while pooping in different stalls

I met my friend mike at the stalls and we had an amazing conversation while dropping a load during our poop group.

by Dave Gooset December 24, 2007

chicken poop

A lovely stick of chap. 100% pure free range chicken poop lip junk!! Contains soybean oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, and sweet orange essential oil.

The safety of this product has not been determined.

Ariel: Why, Lisa! You smell so nice!

Lisa: Thank you, Ariel! I put Chicken Poop on my lips!

by Lisa and Ariel October 13, 2006

Poop Steeple

Little turd towers left by a nervous dog that stand up like little tiny smelly skyscrapers of refuse. I swear my mom's jack russel does this, I've seen them. Also, see definition for shanghai shitpile. Other commonly used interchangeable terms include:

little shitty city centers, non-denominational minarets of shit, constructs of caca, crap castles, fecal fortress, excremental erections

Kel: "Check it out, Molly is leaving those poop steeples again, she must be nervous about something, or maybe too much damn chinee food. Get the camera!"

Random Girl: "What the fuck are you talking about... take me home!"

Kel: Hold on, this is treasure. 'snap' Alright, lets go."

by kel the dog August 13, 2010