pole¹: a long object in a cylinder-like shape, of any material.
pole²: somebody from Poland (must be capitalized for proper grammar).
pole²: somebody from Poland (must be capitalized for proper grammar).
by Khizar Caliphate August 8, 2021
Get the polemug. by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023
Get the scoring polemug. by Randle Manly June 26, 2016
Get the fag polemug. I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
by a meme definition October 9, 2023
Get the I will hit you with a metal polemug. A Pole smoker is someone who likes to give head to their boss to justify the minimal work they actually do.
by Dennis Dickson February 6, 2021
Get the Pole smokermug. Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.
Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??
Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about
Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about
by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024
Get the Pole shiftermug. Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.
by Octospectre June 26, 2023
Get the brown polemug.