Poon Crack

The slit of the female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

I like me some nice tight poon crack.

by beatdownmonk September 23, 2009

Poon-Jabba

An individual who could easily have a few select instances of poon but misses out because he is such a poon himself.

Nate Baublits, you could totally have tapped that, you are the original Poon-Jabba.

by Great-Chief Highlander May 2, 2010

poonado

A small isolated but powerfull shit storm hitting board rooms and classrooms nationwide

The boss was pissed and unleased a poonado on the conferance room.

by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

Poonaholic

Colloquial term for someone who is obsessed with the vagina. Frequently, but not in every case, this individual is a male, and is most often in the age ranging from pubescent through the "horny old man" stage in life.

However, this term may also be used to describe a female who engages in frequent lesbian sexual encounters.

Honey, I'm sorry that I had cheated on you. I can't help it.... I'm a poonaholic, and can't control myself.

by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010

Poon Ranger

Someone seeks, and attains, lots lof poon. When a poon ranger aquires a target he/she swiftly acts upon it and gets poon.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.

Dude you're such a poon ranger!

by ActuallyAnna March 14, 2011

poon pillow

when a chubby or overweight girl has a little too much fat in her panties but makes for a good pillow after eating her out

'dude! did you eat out that fat chick last night?'
'yeah man, but it took so much effort i had to rest on her poon pillow for awhile..'

by octopriapus August 20, 2011

Poon Smasher

someone who fornicates with a lot of females and demolishes their vagina

That man is a Poon Smasher

by Wisdom of the Floppy Pancakes January 8, 2016