Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

onion dip

(Noun)
A bowl/Platter of a mixture onions, cilantro, cream cheese, and the anticipated load of semen from multiple men. Often eaten by sluts in your area, chips usually come with this tasteful sidedish.

"Hey dude, While you're out, can you stop by Ralphs and pick up some tostitos. There's going to be a huge onion dip at Derek's party tonight."

by sherlock domes May 18, 2014

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Magnolian onion

Magnolian onion a dish best prepared by oriental pearl of Epping ( center of the universe) foolishly named Magnolian chicken but don’t let that fool you it’s all onions.

Damn Charlie what’s the sense of bringing that Magnolian onion home it’s just onion!

by urbandictionary is the shit March 31, 2022

cheesy onions

when you dont feel quite right

At a rave lets say CreamFields, should i take the red one or the blue one. Then afterwards you just feel a little bit like cheesy onions.

by CHARLIE JONES September 12, 2008

Onion Peel

Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.

That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.

by Parses May 16, 2017

Oklahoma onion burger

An Oklahoma Onion Burger is when you eat out your fat sister's stinky pussy.

I can smell the Oklahoma Onion Burger on that guy.

by Birdie Sanders May 2, 2024