Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.
They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!
by David Mann June 07, 2024
a guy or girl who is so obsessed with the way you look, they are constantly checking you out, to the point they could injure themselfs if they arn't paying attention to what they are doing
by nifty June 23, 2005
When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner
by Str8up8up1 April 07, 2021
"Shirts that come with holes in the sleeves are cool, but cutting holes in the sleeves of a shirt is pole smokerish."
by Gray Fox069 April 30, 2010
A smelly Pole is a person who has Polish heritage, they often have thick accents and get made fun of for a long pointy nose as part of their facial features, they often have thinning hair and get told about their balding quite a bit, this annoys them.
by Big man Frank August 19, 2022
by Joeysucksfleshcigars March 10, 2018