by TheAgnetOfThipis June 30, 2014
by xioriz June 04, 2024
by xioriz June 04, 2024
Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.
by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong March 01, 2018
A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.
Serves 8-18.
Serves 8-18.
Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.
by the_rattler September 30, 2022
When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
Person 2: That sucks!
by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022
Chucky..." Let's get out of here bro...I haven't seen anyone over a three.."
Spivey..." it's worse than that...I feel like we are exploring the deep ocean floor...think I saw antennas coming out of several ladies at the bar..."
Spivey..." it's worse than that...I feel like we are exploring the deep ocean floor...think I saw antennas coming out of several ladies at the bar..."
by Saundoggy July 17, 2019