Cringle Smash

Gangbanging an underage girl on Christmas or New Years Eve.

Did you here about what happened to Sarah on Christmas Eve? She got totally Cringle Smashed!

by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

smash or dash

Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.

Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!

by EliteWingman October 14, 2016

Smash December

You have to smash for the whole month of December at least once

Me and my best friend smashed several times and smash December is a month in which you have sex the whole month

by Clout queen November 27, 2018

Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.

Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.

by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014

Waluigi For Smash

Something that Nintendo will never do because they are lazy dick sucking faggots.

Everyone: Waluigi For Smash!!
Nintendo: n o
Everyone: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by datboi101lol March 3, 2021

smash-terbating

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.

Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.

by killfacejj July 3, 2011

Keyboard smashing

The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms

Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio

Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf

Person A: what..?

Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing

by Yeonjun is 6ft tall September 7, 2021