Dorito Jizz

The reason why buff ginger men can't have sex, and also why masturbation becomes tasty snack time.

Sorry, Kai, I didn't mean to dorito jizz on your TV, I just got hungry.

by You know damn well who this is February 13, 2012

Jizz Point

More commonly known as the JP, this is the point at which a male simply cannot contain his sperm anymore, and jizzes all over the place.

Girl: "Dont forget to pull out before the jizz point."
Boy: "You mean the JP?"

by KingJamesV December 22, 2011

Jizz Jinx

The odour of previous sexual activity which stops any immediate repeat / alternative partner.

Jake would've been mine if I hadn't been jizz jinxed by Pete earlier.

by Beneficiary September 19, 2007

jizz head

a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.

that paris hilton is a jizz head

by n00dzzzzzle August 04, 2008

Jizz Nugget

When you pass a kidney stone while ejaculating.

I just made a jizz nugget!

by Codwina November 15, 2009

jizz slap

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth

trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho

by Puck and Jewfro April 11, 2010

jizz pot

n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.

1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.

2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?

3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.

by T-Chill February 04, 2012