Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.
BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!
Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
by bmwgnome May 14, 2011
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by n00dzzzzzle August 04, 2008
trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
by Puck and Jewfro April 11, 2010
n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.
1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.
2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?
3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.
2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?
3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.
by T-Chill February 04, 2012