office grunger

a grunger who works in an office by day and a punk rocker by night

man, Amy is a sexy office grunger!

by grunger 101 October 26, 2011

Post Office

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.

John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.

by kelsiecole January 1, 2021

office siren

An aesthetic and fashion trend popularized by TikTok and Instagram in late 2023 and early 2024, taking inspiration by 1990's to 2000's corporate culture, luxury brands and being defined by items such as "Bayonetta glasses", pencil skirts, button ups, heels and female associated formalwear. The look is intended to look sleek, mysterious, sexy and nerdy. Occupations of the "office siren" include lawyer, librarian, receptionist and most popularly, a secretary.

The secretary was described as an office siren by their boss.

by gilbert mudflaps June 6, 2024

The Office of the Epiphany

The bathroom

After dropping the kids off in the reflecting pool in The office of the Epiphany I had a revelation

by BDHN January 28, 2021

Sorry officer

Is when a grown man capitulates in the face of peer pressure and confirms his status as a beta male/ soft cock.

Alan : you should apologise to that police officer to get out of that speeding fine
Troy: sorry officer!
Alan : what the fuck did you do that for you soft cock.

Troy : don’t tell anybody.

Alan : I’ve got your back.

On work site later that day. Alan : guess what this soft cock said.

by Captain Pepe December 19, 2023

Head Office

A slang word for someone's partner.

I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office

by zog! November 26, 2021

Office Tag

Derived from the childhood game, Office Tag is the adult version. Players take it in turns to use ever more cunning and ingenious ways to "TAG" each other in the work place. Great time waster with potentially hilarious consequences.....this is a secret game among players so don't get caught by others or its game over!

We were playing "Office Tag" the other day. He tagged me by msn ... I tagged him by text .... he tagged me by fax ... I tagged him by email. It went on for hours but I think he won by changing the position of his keyboard letters to spell TAG....genius!

by Preggo Chick September 11, 2011