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working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.
Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.
by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022
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Both works

A phrase used by bisexual people, meaning that they are attracted to both men and women.
"Do you like men or women?"
"Um... both. Both works."
by bisexualcatwithlightsaber March 27, 2022
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Work stink

Any kind of stink, body odor, sweat, dirt, grime accumulated on your body from a long hards day of work.
Dude, you look filthy and you smell like shit. Do everyone a favor and wash that work stink off.
by cpetkunas February 28, 2022
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Work Dick

Hot sex you get from a co-worker, supervisor or subordinate .
Have you seen Leah this morning ?

She’s running late. She hooked up with Ryan from accounting last night.

Damn, girls getting her some fine work dick. Hope her man doesn’t find out .
by Lostinthewoods78 June 17, 2021
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working me

by Brizzle May 30, 2021
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devil’s work

doing or saying something horrible to another thing or person that makes it seem as if the devil is doing it.
“Hey did you hear about Kylie cheating on Chris?”
“Yeah…truly the devil’s work”

“Why did you push your friend into the pool?”
He snickered before responding, “it was the devil’s work”
by friedgravy March 26, 2023
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The Working Man

Some one who doesn't take oppurtunities to get ahead; too honest The opposite of a hustler
A bus driver who works 9-5 5 days a week compared to a club promoter who runs the local gambling ring.

"The Working Man is a Sucka!"
by Crankshot7 June 28, 2007
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