Myspace 

The ingenious idea of a dumb son of a bitch, and one of the worst designed websites of all time (yet very popular). Myspace is a social-networking waste of time for people that have nothing else better to do than "add" all their friends onto a page so they can talk to each other. Not only do people add their "real" friends onto their page, they can also add a multitude of other individuals/groups of people, such as bands and comedians.

Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more.

Not to Mention.

The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.

J-Wizzle : Yo man I got Tila Tequila on my Myspace top 8 bro!

Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming?

J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you! Myspace is da shit!

Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)

Myspace by Sleep Streamer September 17, 2007

myspace 

The world's biggest drunken patio party, where everyone goes to vent shit, fight, and find a piece of hot white jail bait ass, all rolled into one itty bitty teeny weenie little space.

Myspace contains Bands, bitches, ho's, skips, skaps, skalliwags, punkass marks, markass tricks, and all kinds of ill creeps.

myspace by D Hustler October 2, 2007

myspace 

there are three types of myspacers:people with lives whos myspace freinds are people they know and reletives.then the emo kids who don't know half their myspace freinds and spend every waking minuet on there.the there are the 40 year old stalkers

girl:LiKe OmG ThErE WaS ThIs HaWt GuY On MySpAcE!I AdDeD HiM! dude:get a life

myspace by futuramafan May 18, 2008

MySpace Whore 

an individual (usually but not exclusively a teenage girl) who typically post sexually provocative/revealing pictures on MySpace in order to get as much 'attention' as possible.

"Luke man you're fast turning into a MySpace Whore!"

MySpace Whore by Gareth Ronan May 25, 2009

myspace suicide

When one deletes their myspace account. Sometimes out of frustration but mostly in an attempt to look cool or get attention.

Rebecca just couldn't take it anymore...she committed myspace suicide.

myspace suicide by Katie Bunk October 31, 2006

myspaceherpes

forrest. yup he has myspace herpes.

get only chicks to post 30+ comment on his page a day. he donsn't know a single one.

myspaceherpes by Tiger March 31, 2005

Myspace Addicts 

PEOPLE who B-U-G their FrEinds To get on Fucking myspace and ask them to check it every fucking 10 minutes just to find a girlfriend and rub it in their friends face, and make everyone mad at the person who is trying to help them get off of myspace, (not letting THEM GET FUCKING ADDICTED TO FUCKING MYSPACE AND ONCE AGAIN FUCKING ADDICTED),and myspace Makes you lose your friends more them make them so before you get it then think twice before you get one, it will make you lose your freinds and make your freinds make your parents get mad at you for not getting on it for your friends and your freinds will ignore you and if they are not on myspace then they will T-E-X-T ALL night long, AND LIKE I SAID YOUR PARENT WILL GET MAD AT YOU NOT your Friends, BUt anyways if you have a freind who has a myspace plzzzzzzzI BEG OF IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOSE YOUR FRIENDS AND HAVE YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER MAD AT PLZZ PLZ PLZ DO NO LET THEM GET ONE plzz plzz plzzz plzzz DO NOT get to be one of the myspace addicts..but really do not become a Myspace Addict.

myspace is like a troublemaker but, sriously be Smart and do not become a myspace addicts.

Myspace Addicts by Josh 0101 October 13, 2007