off muff

a foulness of the crotch. an 'off' day. in need of a shower. a smelly vag.

see also : stank stick

i went to go down on her, but she had off muff. ew.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

MUFF-UNOT

Catch phrase invented by Hamburgers from the IC. This phrase single handedly ended MUFFINS IC career.

Fuck Muffins

Muffins Stan: MUFFINS is the GOAT poster
Real Nigga: MUFF-UNOT!!

by Hamburgers August 31, 2006

muff teat

An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!

by imdisguysd November 19, 2007

Muff Cabbage

(Ma'garbage)

1. It's a Jersey thing.

2. It's a Jersey thing.

3. A hairy vagina.

Honey this is the third hair ball I coughed up this week, you really should trim your muff cabbage.

by Roberto is Pro October 17, 2010

big muff

name of a song by scottish artist John Martyn...

That john martyn song BIG MUFF is awesome... some say its about pussy hahahaha

by billycup February 11, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing

MUFF CABBAGE! MUFF CABBAAGE!

by Ynottony24 October 18, 2010

Oyster Muff

felatio with a twist.... the person eating you out has a mouth full of egg salad

oh god, my man gave me and oyster muff last night, i never knew egg salad could be so good.

by ShanikwaWashington July 7, 2008