tit mouse

1. A varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world.

2. Bushtit, willow tit.

3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.

Note: An American species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and West Virginia. A particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food distribution center known as the Piggluh Wiggluh.

Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"

Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."

Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"

Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."

Jimbo: "Jeff?"

Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?

Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"

Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."

by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011

mouse

an act of female masturbation

i had a real good mouse last night

by big jon cannon January 19, 2005

Mouse

A Furry little mammal that does nothing useful except eat your food and shit and piss all over your house and spread diseases, and they make great cat food lol (cats catch them)

Theres a fucking mouse in the house again gotta set some traps, get the gun :)

by coondog1234 August 19, 2008

mickey mouse

when a guys "tit dirt" stains his shirt
(tourettes guy)

"is that a mickey mouse t-shirt?"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"well his ears there...his ears & theres his face"
"thats not mickey mouse thats just tit dirt"

by [e-mail] January 31, 2008

moosey

The greatest pro gamer to ever grace the earth. He is the best, and sexy.

that moosey pwns Veilside anyday.

by danny February 18, 2005

mickey mouse

to pull someones ears and then slap them immediately upon letting go

jake: dude, you're ears look swollen as fuck, what happened?

todd: that asshole at the candy store mickey mouse'd me for my gummi bears

by scotty brownknees January 5, 2010

beat-off mouse

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard

God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!

by Chenry08 January 2, 2009