dick-a-mole

The act of smacking the vagina with an erect penis.

"Yeah, we dick-a-mole'd last night, but we didn't go all the way."

by just a baby February 18, 2014

Guaca nigga mole penis

When u fuck up saying Guacamole Nigga Penis, and say Guaca nigga mole penis.

Definition: Stupid white niggas cant say shit

Person 1: guaca nigga mole penis
Person 2: what bitch?
Person 1: sorry man i meant Guacamole Nigga penis
Person 2: Aight nigga

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

Mobile

The best city in the United States of America. Home to the select few people who make this country not collapse such as the several people who found a real leprechaun and Antoine Dodson who is currently protecting the whole town from a rapist.

A: Watch this news video from Mobile, Alabama. It's amazing.
B: Of course it is. Mobile is the funniest and greatest place ever.

by RomeDome August 3, 2010

mole

a bald headed man with odd shaped lips and a lump on his neck with a face similar to that of a mole.

wow. check that man. he looks like a mole with a condom on his head, testicle on his neck, fish lips, my what a mole.

by georgiaqwertyuiop September 1, 2006

scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often

my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct

by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003

mole

6.022 x 10 ^23. A unit in science used to calculate how many atoms are in a molecule, good because it is big enough to use, because atoms are so small

6.022x10 ^23 is the amount of moles in a neutral carbon.

by Ant B January 24, 2005

Mobile Wingman

A wingman that is not available at the moment, but can give advice over text messaging and ask or repeat what he has already told you the night before.

Dude I needed a mobile wingman last night so I txt Rob at the funeral

by The mobile wingman September 10, 2009