May 30

National make out with your bf/gf day you have to make out with your bf/gf no matter what

Boyfriend:”Hey babe we have to make out”
Girlfriend:”why?”
Boyfriend:”Because it’s may 30”

by BadSonicboom9 December 6, 2020

May 12th

Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits

Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big

by 1M W13RD September 3, 2020

May 9th

the day kate found out everyone hates her

“what happened on may 9th?”
“kate scadden found out 72 people disliked her urban dictionary definition of february 19”

by katescadden May 9, 2020

Lily-mai

Lily-Mai is a very smart girl, if you don't have a lily-Mai in your life you would've wished you did. She cares for people around her and puts people before herself.

'Wow I wish I had a friend named Lily-Mai, shes seems nice"

by Lilyeeoo September 5, 2021

May 17

The day u need to eat out ur gf but ask permission first

Bf: hey bae can I eat u out
Gf:why
Bf:cuz it’s may 17
Gf:oh ok sure I’m down

by Jaysucksaniggasdick May 16, 2022

May 1

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking

Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro

by anonymous November 4, 2020

May 17

National show your ass day

Hey it’s may 17

by Nana Jan May 16, 2022