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The Matty

A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.
Shall we have an night with the matty
by Oxydious July 22, 2022
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After Marty

Party spelt with a M. A party held after another event, especially a concert or another party.
"I met her at the Trivia Night after marty"
by TheLoni June 16, 2023
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pedo matty

A term for a individual who is called Matthew, this individual is madly in love with children. Therefore he will molest children in a 1 mile radius.
"pedo matty raped my kid last night"

"pedo matty gave me ring sting at the age of 5"
by anonymous August 11, 2023
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Farter Martyr

When you’re forced into a space with no escape and someone lets one rip. You are to suffer through the stench of a deranged butthole. May cause watering eyes, nose burning, brain throbbing, and feelings of despair .
Do not farter martyr me. I’ll make you pay for it.

I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.

Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.

She died for the sins of my butthole.

Don’t be a farter martyr.
by Octimus Pwime’s mom November 22, 2023
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emotional martyr

A person or being who will infiltrate your personal life like a terrorist. attack emotionally , ultimately attach and thrive off any validation. Which they are seeking. Finally, knowingly implode taking you along with them.
Diana grew up brainwashed. Her terroristic tendencies allowed her to cross paths with Brad Litt. Unknowingly he was her next victim and she was to be his emotional martyr. She is always the victim, truly.
by Beachareyouokay March 17, 2024
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Bradley Martyn Syndrome

Bradley Martyn Syndrome is a common condition prevalent among 90% of bodybuilders and gym bros. It manifests in the belief that physical strength alone equates to combat prowess, despite lacking any formal training in martial arts like MMA, Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu.

The term draws inspiration from Bradley Martyn, an influencer famous for his belief that his 260-pound physique alone qualifies him to defeat any professional fighter weighing 160lbs.

This condition can be harmful to gym bros as It inflates their ego and a false sense of confidence, masking their vulnerability and leaving them not prepared for when push comes to shove.

This phenomenon mirrors the Dunning–Kruger effect, a cognitive bias where individuals with minimal proficiency in a specific domain, such as combat, tend to overestimate their skills.

TL;DR: Bradley Martyn Syndrome: Gym bros are bloated up pussies and lack fighting experience.
260lb Guy: You think you can beat me in a street fight

MMA Guy: Bro I'd snap you in half

260lb Guy: But I'm 260 bro

MMA Guy: (laughs) You got Bradley Martyn Syndrome
by TeaTreeMD May 3, 2024
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The Marty Special

When you get plugged from both ends and your throat hurts from gagging.
I can't talk too much. Last night I got the Marty special.
by Thejournalist February 15, 2026
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