A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."

My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.

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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.

Long Island Handshake by sonny chiba December 26, 2006

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long floater

A lengthy turd that don't sink.

I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged.

long floater by Octopod November 6, 2003

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long rider

a person serving a life sentence in prison; lifer

Before Dahmer was killed, he was to be a long rider.

long rider by The Thinker July 25, 2004

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