Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.

Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.

Locker Mooch by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014

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licked balls

When your balls have been sucked on so much they are perminantly red.

Me: Hey man whats wrong with your balls?
Friend: Oh, my girlfriend shit on my dick then sucked on my balls till I got licked balls.

licked balls by 1337af May 11, 2014

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Locker Jenga

The act of trying to retrieve something from a messy locker without pulling everything out

Tom was late to class because he was playing locker Jenga; while trying to retrieve his chemistry book, Toms many supplies toppled out on top of him .

Person 1: "wow kelly you need to clean out your locker!"
Kelly: "why, everything fits in here?"
Person 1: you don't want to play locker Jenga now do you?

Locker Jenga by EnigmaticEros April 10, 2015