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Lisbel

Someone who is on every fashion trend at all times, takes care of themselves, and know how to life their life to the fullest. They are always to busy to deal with you but are sweet when you can catch them.

Lisbel is usually sweet and kind but cut em off and they will go after you like you took there child...over any incident!
Hey your outfit is so lisbel today!
by Lezzlie February 4, 2010
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Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.
She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.
by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016
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Lisa

-Hey that girl is like Lisa
- Yes
by flglglf October 23, 2018
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lisabett

Lisabett is a dumbass bitch... and everyone knows
Omfg! She is a Lisabett
by Wakawaka345 June 3, 2020
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mushroom list

To put someone on the mushroom list is to keep them uninformed and to feed them rubbish answers. It comes from the best conditions in which mushrooms flourish "You keep them in the dark and feed them sh.t".
by Robin Walsh May 24, 2007
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fat lisp

1. A mouth injury caused by a punch, especially if the punch is the result of mocking another person's way of speaking.

2. A speech impediment caused by a punch in the mouth, especially if the punch is the result of mocking another person's way of speaking.
"What happened to your face, man?"

"I was making fun of that guy who talks like Mike Tyson and he gave me a fat lisp."
by Punchdrunkshove June 21, 2009
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the lisa

When a really hot girl walks past and you don't know who she is say 'hey lisa' and keep doing this until she comes to you and sais hey my name isn't actually lisa then you say 'oh I thaught you were that girl that was angry because I didn't call her ' this will cause the girl to think you hooked up with a girl that was hot as her and she will subconciously want you its in the bag ! Yeah buddy
Yeah the lisa (by jarryd)
by jarryd (hookup artist) fez October 13, 2011
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