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Greasy laurence

When you put a condom over yourself held on with pins, creating a vacuum holding all the fluids over a month and building pressure to allow for ultimate sloppy head
I’m getting ready to let that girl have a greasy laurence
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A Lauren can be described as a bitchy, annoying, always wants attention. You sometimes want to strangle her.
Look at Ashley over there, she is acting like a Lauren.
Lauren by Dafney_My_Dog June 7, 2018
I guess she’s a mole rat 😂🤷🏼 ♂️
Lauren’s a mole rat
Lauren by Catcherman_3 June 7, 2018

Laurence 

The greatest hoe in history of hoes.
I heard that you slept with Laurence the other night.

Yeah he's a hoe.
Laurence by calebswangian69 February 17, 2020

whorein lauren 

Any girl, named Lauren or otherwise, who cheats on a guy, or is just generally a slut.

NOTE: does not have to be a girl named Lauren, its just a fun rhyme.
Whorein Lauren tried to come to my party but I told her no because I dont want her trying to do keg stands and getting her herp lips on my tap!

Did you see what that Candice girl did at that frat party??? What a whorein lauren!
A sexual position in which a chick is lying on her back while holding the back of her legs and pulling them as close to her neck area as possible...Looking as compact as possible.....LIKE A "FUCK BALL"
Husband: Oh my goodness, that couple is having sex like a LAUREN
Wife: No honey....That's the Fuck Ball...
Husband: It's the same thing honey....
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BF: Hey babe, wanna do the Lauren ?
GF: Isn't that just the "Fuck Ball"?
BF: Fuck Ball Lauren, Same Diff!!!
GF: Okay, let's get it on!!!
Lauren by n54 March 1, 2011