The Last Unicorn

The woman lies on her back on the bed with her head hanging over the edge, performing felatio on her partner who is standing above her. At the moment of climax, he ejaculates into her hair, creating a silver mane and then places his still erect penis on her forehead. For added effect, Tom Cruise and Mia Sara cardboard cut-outs can be set up nearby. (a variation: instead of placing the erection on her forehead, slide slightly farther forward and fart in her mouth. This is called the pepe le pew)

"An orgasm this legendary deserved The Last Unicorn... he placed his throbbing penis proudly upon her noble forehead, capturing the mythic beauty reflected in her 'My Little Pony' posters."

by zen and the art of unicorning May 16, 2008

I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!

NW 79th Street in Miami is a street where ghetto hoes do the walk and turn their tricks. Basically it's an insult meaning your mom is a whore.

Willie says to Jefferson: "Damn nigga, your girl has big fat cankles!!"
Jefferson: "Oh yeah? Well, I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!"
Willie: "Shit motherfucka, don't talk about my momma."

by StewieMiami May 6, 2011

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.

by JMC70 February 14, 2018

anti-lasite

One who opposes the proliferation of the use of lasers in modern society.

What do you mean you don't want more lasers? Are you some sort of anti-lasite or something?

by MrHappy October 26, 2004

last bachelor brief

A lengthly call done before getting married. All writers clap when clicking OK and CANCEL, while publishing the file.

Sriram is doing his last bachelor brief today.

by BI (Bachelor of Ites) November 7, 2003

Last Card Wanker

During a game of poker:
the kind of twat that goes the entire round bluffing with completely nothing and then wins only by the sheer luck of the last card

there needs no example, you will know if you've suffered at the hands of these last card wankers

by Tino the Rapist March 24, 2010

last 8 years

George W. Bush's presidency (2000-2008)

These last 8 years have been a disaster for our economy!

by classical_liberal December 27, 2010