Kim Jong-Il

The yellow pee stain left in tighty whiteys.

Now I must wash my unmentionables with bleach, for it seems as though they have multiple Kim Jong-Ils in them.

by Worms Ergonnaeatcha December 30, 2011

Kim Jong Un

a fat fuck with a big missile

i like Kim Jong Un as he is going to blow up America

by YappyHamburger7 March 28, 2018

Kim Jong Dong

When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles

Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

kim jung un

A friend for life.
See also North Korea and Dennis Rodman

"Kim Jung Un is a friend for life" - Dennis Rodman

by LTJfan420 December 18, 2013

Kim Jong Un

An improvident person. Even worse than the 14 yo teenager.

My mother's confess that she was another Kim Jong Un until 19 was enough to amaze me in a damn certain degree.

by like brah brah brah April 8, 2016

Kim Jong Oops

The medical action of botching a heart surgery resulting in the death of a powerful tyrant that had the power to behead you.

Gim Chung: I cant seem to save this insufferable douchebag. Oh well. I guess I’ll count this one as a “Kim Jong Oops.”

by TKforReal April 25, 2020

Kim jong un

A crazy psychotic man that controls his country and force ppl to do things that they don't wanna do its really sad and evil what he's doing to his ppl just a few days ago he banned ppl from smiling, laughing, crying and shopping for 11 days to honor a past leader that died like wtf how is other ppl smiling going to affect an anniversary of a dead former leader kim you are a horrible human being. I hope ppl leave that country hopefully they can at least leave

kim jong un just banned ppl from smiling grocery shopping and crying for 11 days for their 10th anniversary of their past leader who died. What an absolute psychopath

by Mike the quiet one December 22, 2021