Skip to main content

Jockoff

(n) a adolescent rich or middle class male from suburbia
suffering from "little dick syndrome" a brain disease which forces them to torment or bully people which they consider to be threats.

characterized by their collective douchiness and cool water cologne, their prey often consists of small males as well as drunk females in which they may often beat up or engage in sexual intercourse with or both (although pseudo homosexual relations is usually kept within the pack)

"jockoffs" can always be identified by the heavy use of hollister,aeropostale and hurley brand

products and apparel. Transported usually in "tricked out" japanese sports cars they live at home
until they are thirty and have ten kids.
That group of turds you see at the club
that spent more time on their hair than
the girl they're trying to drunk fuck

Man 1 "Look at that jockoff over there hitting on

that drunk girl"

Man 2 "Careful man. They travel in packs"
by The Anomalie June 7, 2009
mugGet the Jockoff mug.

Jock

A Man.
A Real Man, Alpha Male, Lord over the weak, is always the Best at His Sports, always gets the last Word, and is ALWAYS Right!
Jock: "hey homo, time to gimmie my homework, better get an A, faggot!"
gay: "yes Sir, Thank You for the Honor, Sir!"
Jock: "That's a good faggot, meet me after school at the field house, I'm gonna give you a swirley and make you eat my disgusting football practice jockstrap."
by jocksniffer June 18, 2022
mugGet the Jock mug.
Related Words

Couch Jockey

A derogatory term used by PC gamers to describe an individual who exclusively plays console games. Console games are generally played on a couch in one's living room. As opposed to PC games which are usually played from an office chair at a desk.
You bought Oblivion for the 360? What, are you turning into some kind of dirty couch jockey?
by mattjustmull September 16, 2008
mugGet the Couch Jockey mug.

Jockey

To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12
I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.
by Richie P83 September 30, 2011
mugGet the Jockey mug.

Jock

Someone who thinks they can do whatever they want because they learned some boxing/wrestling and gained a six pack. Also, they wear American Eagle and think they can bang any chick they want.
Jocks ALWAYS lose to Martial Artists in fights
by WCMetalhead September 7, 2010
mugGet the Jock mug.

Jock Sniffer

(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.
Drake is a jock sniffer. Thinking he's part of the Toronto Raptors team but he's just a clown and sniffs the jocks of the athletes to be close to them.
by PrinceAliAliBaBa May 24, 2019
mugGet the Jock Sniffer mug.

jock soc

jock soc is a well known collection of jocks. They are the alpha males of society and generally are just the best looking/Richest/best at everything.....
The main purpose of jocl soc is to spread the rumour that they are the best through excessive drinking and taking over of large alcohol selling extablishments.. indeed if you ever encounter a group of (amazing examples of) men playing a rowdy game of 21's in a varsity near you you will be priviledged and should rember it as an experiance That will shape your future..
Jock soc normally has group meetings every wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is (except of course the females of the species)
UYRUFC have a fantastic example of jock soc in operation.. indeed they are rumoured to have initiated and founded the jock soc movement.. For more details attempt to find one of the founders a Mr B. Atman or yoshi (names made up to protect the innocent)
by Le Big Pastel January 26, 2006
mugGet the jock soc mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email