Apollo Jockey

Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.

Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.

by Johno Dox August 25, 2022

Chicken Jockey

The single greatest line in all of cinema history. That line is in fact so phenomenal that it caused countless movie theatres across the world to be trashed.

Person 1: What was your favourite part of The Minecraft Movie
Person 2: My favourite part was when Jack Black as Steve said "Chicken Jockey" and the audience screamed, threw popcorn everywhere, and destroyed the movie theatre.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short April 20, 2016

Chicken Jockey

Steve's greatest line in A Minecraft Movie and if you disagree you can suck my ass.

"Chicken Jockey" shouted Jack Black as the entire movie theater erupted.

by Joe_Balls April 9, 2025

RACE JOCKEY

When a person of whatever race attempts to create a situation to divide people by insinuating or accusing prejudice against their particular race.

Dam. He's a race jockey! It's obvious there's no issues here!

by Microplus April 1, 2024

Chicken Jockey

1. Slang. A person who takes credit for someone else’s hard work while doing the bare minimum, often “riding” the success of others to look good.
Example: “Don’t be a chicken jockey, man—give credit where it’s due!”

2. Someone who nervously micromanages a situation they barely understand, flapping around but letting others do all the actual work.

Example: “That boss is such a chicken jockey—hovering over us while we handle everything.”

by justforthefunk April 10, 2025