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Michael Jackson

A talented singer who is falsely accused of child molestation just because he's eccentric.
"There are two types of people in this world. Michael Jackson fans and losers." -Seth Green
by Kyle/T.S. April 23, 2005
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Ben Jackson

A Ben Jackson or a (Bj) is described by webster's dictionary as being either

A sexual act were one individual suck another's genitalia.
or
A hug obsessed individual often with jungle fever.
Ben Jackson of Davernport Illinois
by Tim F Jones January 25, 2010
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!
by Morganelle August 13, 2016
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Michael Jackson

1. a man this world never deserved
2. the most successful entertainer of all time
3. better than your fave bye
michael jackson didn't bleach his skin, he wasn't a child molester and he wasn't a freak. stop believing tabloid lies and educate yourself.
by brad what are you gonna do November 1, 2018
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Michael Jackson

Someone you sorry ass hoes will never be. A person whom everyone hates on because they had never seen a human being with such charismatic ways. He is an eternal force who kept smiling daily despite the lies of James, Wade, Jordan, and Gavin. He was a BLACK man with a skin condition that made him even more insecure on top of you low life suckers. He gave his all to this world and yall treated him like trash, but waited for him to die to tell him you loved him. Suck some nuts. - Sincerely an MJ Fan.
Hater: Michael Jackson bleached his skin
Fan: He had a skin condition and you are a failed abortion
by lordcapalot May 18, 2020
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purple action jackson

the action of having sex with a female, of african american decent
brian commited purple action jackson while he was on ruffies.
by MURRder April 29, 2010
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Jacksonville

It has the largest city proper population in the state of Florida, but is somehow not as well known as Miami, Tampa, Orlando, or even Tallahassee. It is a very large city with absolutely nothing special about it, and there is absolutely no reason to go there ever.

It has a high crime rate and a beach (something very hard to come by in Florida). Oh yeah, they also have the most forgettable team in the NFL. The architecture is also underwhelming. It is not known for any good universities museums or culture. Jacksonville personified would be that guy at the office that you for got existed years ago even though he sits 3 desks from you.
Person 1: Hey, let's go to Jacksonville for vacation.

Person 2: Jacksonville NC?

1: No...

2. Oregon?

1. No...

2. Mississippi?

1. NO, that is JACKSON ... I meant Florida.

2. You mean like Disney World?

1. No.

2. Is that close to Miami Beach?

1. No.

2. How about no.

1. Ok.
by Flick507 June 1, 2011
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