Dirty Jersey

A mixed drink, best enjoyed at house parties. Fill the largest cup possible with at least a splash of every liquor in the house. Add beer to taste. As the night continues, continue to top it off with other people's leftover drinks. It will become more and more disgusting by the end of the night, and you'll get freakishly drunk in the process. Ideally consumed in Jersey, but anywhere will do. You win the prize if you don't vomit.

"I made a Dirty Jersey at Sarah's birthday last night and feel like I got hit with a train full of dogshit. I think there were 5 different kinds of whiskey in it by the end

by MrEngrish November 7, 2014

Central Jersey

An fictional area of North Jersey, that North Jerseyans don’t want to take credit for being part of their region

“Mr. Crumb says Trenton is in Central Jersey because he doesn’t like that town”

by Victor Crumb February 4, 2022

Jersey S'more

When fucking a partner in the anus you pull out early, instructing her to shit. Little does she know that you are holding a graham cracker underneath her butt. After smearing the gooey "chocolate" on the graham cracker, you bust nuts on it. Next you proceed to violently punch her in the uteris causing her to open wide letting out a painful scream. You then quell her by shoving the yummy treat into her open mouth.

Dude why does your breath smell like cinimon, shit and seamon? -- O, i just recieved a Jersey S'more from Bruce Springsteen. It was awesome, but it spoiled my dinner.

by Galgano, Tobin October 15, 2006

New Jersey

ok noo sorry new jersey is fucking awsome has the best weed ever, best shows, hottest guys, nicest asses, all the gangsta ppl, rock ppl, beaches, mountains, city, country, rivers, money$$$ go out on a jersey night your garanteed to meet new ppl even if u just go tot eh same old mall next to ur house oh and another thing theres a mall at least every 10 minutes.we have the richest ppl, and the top murder city, we can also see new york from many places in nj..we have the nj devils which rock..also my chemical romance..www.weirdnj.com<---check that out its awsome i've been to a couple of those places and more not there..and why the fuck do ppl keep on talkingaboutit smelling i've been to california, ohio, florida, new york, pa, south carolina, north carolina, indiana, kentucky, connecticut,NJ is the best and it has snow and hot ass summer days..a typical end of summer night..bonfire, marshmellows, a few bowls, ..also we have the best fucking WOODS PARTIESS oh and new jersey smells like plain old fresh tree..not fucking i dont even kno wut u guys think it smells liek but it doesnt

We're from New Jersey- We keep it real.

by Jersey Shorty April 13, 2006

number one brown jersey

Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.

"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."

by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003

jerns

Testicles. Balls. Cajones. Most often used in an insulting manner, especially in reference to sexual favors or to talk to prostitutes.

Get on them jerns bitch!

by Zephyr_Oma September 9, 2005

jersey

Jersey is a state in the northeast united states that gets overly stereotyped. The people talk with pseudo-New York accents, but not everyone is obnoxious or a Guido, as TV makes it out to be. In fact, the guido crowd at seaside heights or belmar, is made up of mostly new yorkers and people from north jersey. Most people in central and southern nj, do not have fake tans and practice "GTL"

New jersey resident at seaside heights 1: Look at all those people with fake tans, they must be from staten island, they are so obnoxious.

New jersey resident at seaside heights 2: Yea i know, but people from out of state think that everyone in jersey is like that... idiots.

by titsmcgeeyawl August 19, 2011