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Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.
by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020
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Italianismylanguage

Guy 1: Italianismylanguage
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK CRINGE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by cloot March 12, 2021
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italika tuneada

A scooter commonly used by nacos and robbers to flee from the police after stealing your phone.
Usually they have an extremelly loud exhaust, neon lights, ugly stickers and no lights at all.
"No carnal, ayer unos nacos en una italika tuneada me bajaron el celular y la cartera"
by TSURUTUNEADO March 12, 2021
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Italian Creamstick

An Italian cream stick is where you rip off the end of a Italian bread stick, shove your dick into the breadstick and then cum in the breadstick and feed it to somebody.
"we had pasta that night so I gave her an Italian Creamstick for desert"
by Excalliburrito March 31, 2021
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italrrystrophywife

Known for her larry edits and being problematic. This bitch is cool asf but so incredibly annoying ;) really good at editing ❤️ Very cool. Very problematic. My idol 🔪
Ed sheeran-“Hey did you see Harrys 4 nipples?”
Me asf-“don’t say that italrrystrophywife will make an edit of them!!”
by Cool mf June 3, 2021
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Italian mobster

Francesco your a fat Italian mobster and a traitor to your country. Mama mia
by planeboy July 3, 2021
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Italians

people who sadly dont exist
Luca and alberto: *being little gays*
Me : *crying* god I wish italians existed
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