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Internet Toughness

A highly sarcastic term for machismo - implying that the person is so pathetic, they can only intimidate people online. Internet toughness is the opposite of actual toughness.
"Oh? You want to ban me? You don't have the internet toughness for that."
by spacekatgal July 13, 2009
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Internetwood

The internet celebrity culture. Based between youtube, myspace, and, blogs. Paris Hilton Is To Hollywood, As TheWineKone is to Internetwood.
People start to go all Internetwood once they get featured on youtube.
by Pop Pop Pop May 14, 2007
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Internet Explorer

1. The best browser to download Firefox.

2. An evil browser that is intergrated in to Windows 95 with IE4 Desktop Update, Windows 98, 98SE, Windows 2000, Windows ME, and Windows XP. And Bill says it can't be removed, but it can.

3. A tool for downloading viruses, spyware, adware, and trojans.

See firefox.
"Oh my! I just got a virus! And I keep getting them! And Internet Explorer is integrated into my OS! And I just downloaded Firefox!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce October 1, 2009
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internetsomnia

Usually present at the early hours of the morning, When browsing the internet looking at random shit is more interesting than being asleep. No matter how hard this person tries to leave, they have to just finish browsing all 30 tabs open.
You look tired man.

Yeah internetsomnia totally took over last night, was up until 5am watching youtube videos of people falling over!
by A9k September 30, 2011
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INTERNET BLIND

TO NOT HAVE INTERNET, UNABLE TO SEE INTERNET.
DUDE, I AM REMOTE AND RUNNING INTERNET BLIND.
by LEXWORLD May 25, 2010
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Internet Embarrassed

When you're so embarrassed by something you wrote via email that you are humiliated even though you don't have to see the person "in-person".
Drunk emailing a friend/co-worker professing your misspelled undying love only to have them reply 'Well thank you for that, I was very touched; however I don't think the entire office needed to be cc'd on that". Internet Embarrassed.
by MookAl July 12, 2010
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internetual

(n) a person who an an encyclopedic knowledge of all matters relating to online media but is interlectually average on all other topics.
Did you hear Charles' original and insightful speech at the Facebook conference? I was so goddam impressed.' 'I wouldn't be. The guy is an internetual, so although he knows pretty much everything about social media, if you want to discuss any other subject with him, you are likely to be very disappointed.
by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011
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