open closet relationship

(noun)

1 a : a relationship in which partners

grant permission to borrow contents of

one another's "closets" (i.e., clothing,

jewelry, assorted accessories)

: specific items may be off-limits

depending on the terms of each

individual relationship

b : open access to one another's fashion

items: closet contents
//Eryn said I could borrow anything, but Jackie and I only wear each other's jewelry in our open closet relationship.

// I've been wearing Pieper's necklace for three months and I trusted her with my favorite dress last week. Gotta love an open closet relationship!

// My outfit possibilities are boundless now that I'm in several open closet relationships with friends!!!
by peggle peege December 04, 2020
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Sprinkler Closet

A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others
"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"
by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018
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closet buddy

One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet
Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me
by angrypod147 January 26, 2019
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Closet Achiever

Closet Achiever - Overachiever on the down-low.
Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
by Passingscore May 06, 2019
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Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn
Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."
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closet teen

A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.
The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.
by insideout1 June 06, 2012
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closet picker

a person who is ashamed of accepting the fact that they do pick their noses.
Natalie: Do you pick your nose?
Asian: no..
Natalie: YOU LIAR!
Asian: ???
Natalie: CLOSET PICKER!
by newhartmiddleschool June 06, 2011
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