One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

by KevJo October 13, 2009

formula one

my nightmare, but i can’t live without it

-i can’t go out, the formula one race is in hours. and is the last race of the year, i can’t miss it

by M00NTILIA September 19, 2022

sit on one

To be pissed off at someone, or to basically tell someone to fuck off. “Sit on one”

“Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)

by sitononequeen March 13, 2019

One-T

Short for One Timer-An Ice Hockey term for a shot immediately after a pass.

Coach: Johnny, you've got to improve your one-t or you'll go to 4th line

by Faygs06 August 21, 2017

Defani One

A music streaming platform built by geeky nerds, Finlay Campbell and Thomas Summerfield

Max: Hey John, Check out my tunes on Defani One
John: Whats that

Max: Its the future of music streaming loser

by alburyaustralia October 24, 2016

one linin'

When a programmer is able to accomplish something in one line of code.

"Hey, can you help out with this blackjack program I'm writing?"

"Sure dude, it's like one line of code"

"There's no way you can be one linin' this one"

by joedan123 June 6, 2009

one thrust

someone who does not last long during the act of sexual intercous

margret: "i heard you got with danny last night"
Brogan: "more like one thrust"

by Stuart T February 19, 2008