Finger horn

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.

Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn

by Spenny for real May 13, 2012

Horn

Another word for cock, penis or dick

Fuck I love blowing horn!!

by mrcogdilla January 28, 2019

Big barrel small horn

Big gut small dick

I have a big barrel small horn

by Tugger69 April 22, 2018

Charity Horns

Typically directed at middle-aged rockers wearing punk and/or heavy metal band t-shirts in public by younger fans who raise a hand with extended fore and pinky fingers, while the thumb and inner fingers are curled in. Sometime mistaken for a show of support for a Texas football team.

Dude was hobbling down the trail with a cane while wearing a Slayer T-shirt so I threw him some charity horns.

by demonsanj August 29, 2022

FOG HORN

FOG HORN is when you are doing your woman in the ass and she farts and it sounds like a fog horn

dude1: my girl put out such a stanky nasty fog horn last night
dude2: ohhhh thats sooo grosss

by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010

Horn Surge

Sudden Horniness at an inappropriate time

My boyfriend had a horn surge when the kids were around

by Cryddy January 7, 2021

Horn flash

When you aim your brasshole at the pressbox in a show

Band Director: OK, let's do a horn flash on this hit! We have to have shoulders in the form and brassholes to the box!

by MaxIsABandkid July 11, 2024