Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

By the Great Horn Spoon

decent short book about two people going to find gold in California

By the Great Horn spoon is a book.

by idiotnumero1 April 27, 2021

Horn

Horning means to cheat in the Caribbean

My gf horning me.

by Lizzietheislandgyal May 1, 2021

horn

A Horn is a thick stick like thing on top of an Animal like a bull. Unless you add a "y" to "horn" 😳.

Look at the Horns on that Bull. They are huge!

by the-maker-of-useless-words August 1, 2022

luke horn

horny white kid that makes males happy

luke horn cock

by ghybjvgcfdtfyguhjn June 6, 2022

Tick it off horn

When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.

Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro

by Bribeguy June 8, 2022

Adam Van Horn

Adam Van Horn is a man who acts like he is above everyone, but in reality cares deeply for those in his close friends and family. He is extremely witty, but sometimes uses that wit to mess with his son, Brayden. He loves rock and crumbl cookies. He loves strawberry cake, but only when its made well. He loves tennis to the point of an addiction. Hes very nice and handsome, and a very hardworker. He is also an example of someone who tries their very best to be a good father, and he succeeded. Adam is a 8/10 person, and deserves to be referred to as master and king.

Adam Van Horn is such a hunk

I know right Adam is such a stud

by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022