Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak

She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn

by Crsp November 26, 2021

Horningitis

The act of being so horny that you need to be cured of it

I had a bad case of horningitis, hope I am cured very soon

by Smiley s October 31, 2019

Tick it off horn

When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.

Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro

by Bribeguy June 08, 2022

Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 15, 2018

Horn flash

When you aim your brasshole at the pressbox in a show

Band Director: OK, let's do a horn flash on this hit! We have to have shoulders in the form and brassholes to the box!

by MaxIsABandkid July 11, 2024

Horn Surge

Sudden Horniness at an inappropriate time

My boyfriend had a horn surge when the kids were around

by Cryddy January 07, 2021

National horns appreciation day

Horns have to be appreciated every 7th December of the years. Cute ,long, fragile, small… horns have to be appreciated and loved on this day.

Guys it’s 7th December !!! It’s national horns appreciation day!!!! Hehehhe*insert character here* Ily

by Wrinkles on my toes September 28, 2021