hoboing drinks

When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.
John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!

John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...
by ChickenVader December 04, 2015
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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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Hobo Hole

A place where unsuspecting groupies are taken after heavy metal shows, normally by the lead guitarist, no one knows what happens to them.
"Hey wanna see the Hobo Hole?"
"wow wee sure"
by shotinthedark July 17, 2014
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Hobo goblin

Doctor: you have low hobo goblin levels

You: awh man
by Green hairbrush June 22, 2023
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Wrong kind of Hobo

means that the person is not to be trusted and a bad character. He could be aggressive or just simply not a nice guy.
-"Alex gave 3 kids a black eye last week... This guy is mean!"
-"I'm telling you, he's the wrong kind of hobo."
by s.skaterxds March 31, 2011
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Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.
"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"
by TremendousClap January 30, 2020
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Hobo Flip

The act of smoking crack and meth in the same sesh.
Dude I hobo flipped last week and was up for 5 days carpet farming just to find one last piece of crack or tweak on the floor.
by TacoTheGod February 27, 2021
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