Nad Hand

The hand used to rub and tug on your gonads while wanking your cock with the other.

I beat off with my right hand. My lefty used to just sit bone idle till I made it my nad hand.

Wanking was pretty boring after I broke my nad hand in that accident.

I gave Rachel a little surprise last night and rubbed a little sniff sniff under her nose off my nad hand.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Nerd's Hands

When a PC gamer's hand is in a relaxed position, Their hand is moulded like their mouse.When their left hand is in a relaxed position, The pinkie is curled up seeking a shift key.

"Jamie has a serious case of nerd's hands from playing too much PC games."

by Jampo November 2, 2013

Has hands

When something is seemingly easy but can absolutely throw hands.

I thought this homework was going to be easy but it has hands

by Applebottomshorts November 10, 2021

Left Hand

Left hand is when you ask your bf/gf left or right. If they say left, you owe them a kiss if they say right they get a hug. But you can change up the hands after awhile and make Left hand a hug, flowers and right hand could be a kiss, buying them something.

Jakob- “left or right”
Debb- “Left”
Left hand would be hug now Jakob has to hug Debb

by Kodoa June 21, 2022

garbage hand

When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.

Bro I got a garbage hand wanna smell it?
Bro?
Where'd you go?
Dude...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

Hand Umbrella

Putting your hand on your forehead in a way to block out the sun.

"Dang, I can barely move my arm after that Giants game today. It went into extra innings and the sun was so bright I had to pull out my hand umbrella."

by Devinsdman September 29, 2009

Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010