good grades

something that I get despite staying up all night staring at the ceiling thinking of fanfictions and scenarios in my mind

me during night: *stares at ceiling thinking up a fanfiction and pulls an all nighter*
also me during school: *gets good grades*
me when I get home: *sleeps for 10 hours straight*

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023

7th grade girl

I was 1 a couple years ago so here’s what they are like.
Most of them are normie/casual, preppy/softie/furry, athletic, emo/goth and kidcore. All of my friends, nor their friends have lost their virginity in the 7th grade. It’s actually the boys that say/do all of the weird/sus/sexual stuff (definition about them soon). But none of them actually do the deed with girls at school.

Most 7th grade girls are not sluts

by Purpstar615 August 19, 2023

4th grade humor

Humor that does not exist, and if they are trying to joke, then they are sounding like hey are talking normally.

4th grader: *tries to make a joke*

Intelligent person: That is some dumb 4th grade humor!

by diet dying light October 17, 2023

Company Grade Weather

An Uncommon Air Force Slang for "really fucking bad weather" thunderstorms,high winds or 0 visibility in the sky for miles used as a joke to new pilots who haven't only experienced calm to lighty moderate weather and not the full force of mother nature but rarely said as it was a injoke for a long time.

New Pilot: goddamn that was some mean turbulence dude
Experienced Pilot : man this aint shit you should have seen me and my last Wingman in "Company Grade Weather"

by Tombstone IBBY October 23, 2023

2nd grade art project

When you cum on a girls back or stomach, throw glitter on it, and then slap it. It’s quite a mess and leaves your hands and fingers stickier than a public bathrooms floor.

Last night I made a 2nd grade art project on Heather’s back. She’s still cleaning off the canvas.

by TunaCan February 17, 2024

Gurdel Grodey

A Gurdel Grodey is a person who climes inside of a pig

"Zak Bagans, what a Gurdel Grodey"

by WHere the fich February 17, 2024

8th grade

A lot of people think it's going to be amazing and you'll be able to fit in and be on top of the food chain in middle school. No, no, no. That is all a lie. 8th grade is hell. It's the lowest point in your life. Puberty catches up to you, and that's a mixed bag. Feel how you want about it, but it's going to come around this point. That ends up contributing to people getting into immense amounts of drama, causing everyone to lose their friends, say things they don't mean, cause more drama, and the list goes on. However, on a lighter note, the summer after 8th grade is actually quite fun and you get to enter high school, which is more tolerable. In addition, you will sort of realize how much of an asshole you've been throughout your whole life.

I remember 8th grade. I hated myself, I started so much shit, my life was hell, I had no friends, and I got into self harm.
Not fun.

by chezi tacos February 19, 2024